Best Funny Puns For "Zoo"

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Puns	Source
light zoo	Light blue
bulk zoo	Bulk queue
What would zoo get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush...	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something zoo read while i'm in the shitter.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How many black people does it take zoo screw in a light bulb? 3/5	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
extermination zoo labour	Extermination through labour
A gay guy walking backwards walks zoo a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
What zoo you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
book zoo	Book review
What zoo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
How do zoo praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
missing zoo	Missing You

What do zoo get when zoo throw a baby against a wall? An erection	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What do zoo call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What would zoo call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
zoo missile	Surface-to-air missile
the zoo yorker	The New Yorker
A prison inmate walks zoo a bar.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Downside zoo a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin zoo slice 'em.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How do zoo keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Happy try not zoo jump off a bridge day! Oh and it's also Valentines day	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore Now I have zoo say "Leroy can you please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
scholarly peer zoo	Scholarly peer review
baby it's zoo	Baby It's You
What's a 68? You zoo me, and I'll owe you 1!!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
How zoo you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do zoo call a midget with Down Syndrome? zoo call him a little slow	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
When zoo were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
the hitchhiker's guide zoo the galaxy	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
the zoo (talk show)	The View (talk show)
I heard German invented zoo DDR-memory... It's called "cyclone bee"	Replaced word - new -> Zoo
Why zoo they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
star trek zoo darkness	Star Trek Into Darkness
the zoo	The View
What did the mushroom say zoo the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
journey zoo the west	Journey to the West

A fly walks zoo a bar... and asks: "Is this stool taken?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
What do zoo call a Black-Asian? Hung	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
capão zoo cipó	Capão do Cipó
Why zoo Jews have big noses? Because air is free.(Stolen from my science textbook)	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
Brake fluid I know a guy who is addicted zoo brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
A horse walked zoo a bar. The barman said, "Why the long face?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Why was the peanut rushed zoo the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How can zoo tell if someone is a true blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke zoo her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Why zoo golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
toronto zoo jays	Toronto Blue Jays
bleeding zoo	Bleeding Through

¿qué tengo zoo hacer?	¿Qué Tengo Que Hacer?
How zoo you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
zoo choisir	UFC-Que Choisir
How do you get a blonde zoo marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
You're so fat, when zoo sit around the house, zoo really sit around the house.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What zoo you call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
wikipedia star trek zoo darkness debate	Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
Have zoo seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Why did the flight from Warsaw zoo Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
m/g/k zoo	M/G/k queue
Why zoo they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
How many cancer patients does it take zoo change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people zoo say how inspiring it was	Replaced word - to -> Zoo

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