Best Funny Puns For "Zoo"

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Puns	Source
Silence is golden, because zoo never have to explain something zoo didn't say.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Yo Mama's so dumb she took a spoon zoo the Superbowl!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How zoo you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
flight zoo egypt	Flight into Egypt
So, this guy walks zoo a bar. And says, "ouch".	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Why was the peanut rushed zoo the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
google street zoo coverage	Google Street View coverage
Want zoo hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud.Want zoo hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
harbour zoo f.c.	Harbour View F.C.
I hate how zoo cant even say black paint anymore Now I have to say "Leroy can zoo please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
santana zoo livramento	Santana do Livramento
capão zoo cipó	Capão do Cipó
What do zoo call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
sensory zoo	Sensory cue
What kind of cigarettes zoo hippies smoke? Yours.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
A gay guy walking backwards walks zoo a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
A horse walked zoo a bar. The barman said, "Why the long face?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going zoo capture it	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How do zoo keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What zoo you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo

cestui zoo	Cestui que
eye zoo	Eye Cue
customer zoo	Customer review
bulk zoo	Bulk queue
wikipedia star trek zoo darkness debate	Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

What zoo you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what zoo do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
first amendment zoo the united states constitution	First Amendment to the United States Constitution
Have zoo heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
A fly walks zoo a bar... and asks: "Is this stool taken?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
back zoo the future	Back to the Future
I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics zoo in the toilet.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do zoo call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
You hear about the University book store worker who was charged for stealing $20,000 worth of books? He got caught trying zoo sell the two books zoo a freshman.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
capão zoo leão	Capão do Leão
What do zoo get when zoo throw a baby against a wall? An erection	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
within zoo without zoo	Within You Without You

What zoo you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
downtown mountain zoo station	Downtown Mountain View station

message zoo	Message queue
Did zoo hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What zoo you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What zoo you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't zoo dick.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
what shadows we zoo	What Shadows We Pursue
You are so stupid, zoo took a ruler with zoo to bed to see how long zoo slept!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
the zoo	The View
I'm a scientist I'm always trying zoo guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo

the zoo yorker	The New Yorker
Why did the priest go zoo the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
baby it's zoo	Baby It's You
How do you get a blonde zoo marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying zoo piece everything together...	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
thirty seconds zoo mars	Thirty Seconds to Mars
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set zoo miss three episodes.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What zoo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo

light zoo	Light blue
What zoo you call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
double-ended zoo	Double-ended queue
prairie zoo a&m university	Prairie View A&M University
Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her zoo the zoo, and the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped."	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
prussian zoo	Prussian blue

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