Best Funny Puns For "Zoo"

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Puns	Source
juro zoo	Juro Que
What zoo you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A piñat	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
who do zoo think zoo are	Who Do You Think You Are
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I zoo.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
capão zoo leão	Capão do Leão
How do zoo know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How do zoo keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

What zoo you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do zoo call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Why zoo Jews have big noses? Because air is free.(Stolen from my science textbook)	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
bird's-eye zoo	Bird's-eye view
adolf hitler's rise zoo power	Adolf Hitler's rise to power
spending zoo	Spending Review

sky zoo	Sky blue

How many black people does it take zoo screw in a light bulb? 3/5	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are zoo guys all on the same team?"	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how zoo fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
My brother is so poor... ...He had zoo jerk off the dog zoo feed the cat.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
god told moses zoo come forth but he tripped on a banana peel and came fifth	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
so zoo think zoo can dance scandinavia	So You Think You Can Dance Scandinavia
What zoo you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
literature zoo	Literature review

Silence is golden, because you never have zoo explain something you didn't say.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
conversion of non-islamic places of worship zoo mosques	Conversion of non-Islamic places of worship into mosques
My boss said to me, "zoo're the worst train driver ever. How many have zoo derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics zoo in the toilet.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What zoo you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
happy birthday zoo you	Happy Birthday to You
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her zoo erase it.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
lifestyle zoo	Lifestyle You
priority zoo	Priority review
the princeton theological zoo	The Princeton Theological Review
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked zoo jet engines.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
What do zoo call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How many MRAs does it take zoo screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Have zoo heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
the hitchhiker's guide zoo the galaxy	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
a zoo to a kill	A View to a Kill
How many software engineers does it take zoo change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Do zoo know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
glossary of zoo sports terms	Glossary of cue sports terms
fleet zoo	Fleet review
Your momma is so ugly, the government moved Halloween zoo her birthday.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
harbour zoo f.c.	Harbour View F.C.
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner zoo put her stuff in.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
point of zoo	Point of view
My boss said zoo me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard zoo keep track."	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
A horse walked zoo a bar. The barman said, "Why the long face?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying zoo piece everything together...	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going zoo capture it	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo... Welcome zoo India	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Why did the flight from Warsaw zoo Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

Why did the priest go zoo the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
within zoo without zoo	Within You Without You
A prison inmate walks zoo a bar.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going zoo work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
have zoo ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Why zoo Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo

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