Best Funny Puns For "Two"

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Puns	Source
conversion of non-islamic places of worship two mosques	Conversion of non-Islamic places of worship into mosques
How can two tell if someone is a true blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.	Replaced word - you -> Two
ibm two gene	IBM Blue Gene
juro two	Juro Que
judicial two	Judicial review
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying two piece everything together...	Replaced word - to -> Two
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going two work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - into -> Two
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether two smile back or kick a field goal.	Replaced word - to -> Two
I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore Now I have two say "Leroy can you please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - to -> Two
spending two	Spending Review
downtown mountain two station	Downtown Mountain View station
i heard it two the grapevine	I Heard It Through the Grapevine
What do two call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - you -> Two
peer two	Peer review
light two	Light blue
What does a power ranger say before they two drugs? It's morphine time!	Replaced word - do -> Two
How can you tell if someone is a two blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.	Replaced word - true -> Two
thank two	Thank You
What two you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - do -> Two
the princeton theological two	The Princeton Theological Review
Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's two see a striptease every night!	Replaced word - to -> Two
How do two keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - you -> Two
A gay pornstar doesn't take as many balls two the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer.	Replaced word - to -> Two
How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin two slice 'em.	Replaced word - you -> Two
How do two know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Two
How many cancer patients does it take two change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people two say how inspiring it was	Replaced word - to -> Two
navy two	Navy blue
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I two.	Replaced word - do -> Two
within two without two	Within You Without You
I went two a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Two
royal two	Royal blue
I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something two read while i'm in the shitter.	Replaced word - to -> Two
I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics two in the toilet.	Replaced word - do -> Two
Why two golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!	Replaced word - do -> Two
i two i two i two i two i two	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going two capture it	Replaced word - to -> Two
Do two know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!	Replaced word - you -> Two
eye two	Eye Cue
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell two mud.Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.	Replaced word - into -> Two
point of two	Point of view
a two to a kill	A View to a Kill
What do two call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!	Replaced word - you -> Two
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are two guys all on the same team?"	Replaced word - you -> Two
I started this two whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!	Replaced word - new -> Two
I heard German invented two DDR-memory... It's called "cyclone bee"	Replaced word - new -> Two
re-education two labor	Re-education through labor
tang soo two	Tang Soo Do
How two you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - do -> Two
When two were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!	Replaced word - you -> Two
baby it's two	Baby It's You
back two the future	Back to the Future
sir two hamilton-dalrymple, 10th baronet	Sir Hew Hamilton-Dalrymple, 10th Baronet

How do two get a blonde to marry two? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - you -> Two
¿qué tengo two hacer?	¿Qué Tengo Que Hacer?
glossary of two sports terms	Glossary of cue sports terms
I went two look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents.	Replaced word - to -> Two
What do two call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - you -> Two
there for two	There for You
virtual two	Virtual queue
prussian two	Prussian blue
My boss said two me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard two keep track."	Replaced word - to -> Two

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