Best Funny Puns For "Statue"

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Puns	Source
What do statue call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!	Replaced word - you -> Statue
job statue	Job queue
bird's-eye statue	Bird's-eye view
Whenever I call my husband statue wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is. He never comes quickly.	Replaced word - to -> Statue
downtown mountain statue station	Downtown Mountain View station

What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when statue put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
How do statue know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo... Welcome statue India	Replaced word - to -> Statue
nicholas statue baron statue	Nicholas True, Baron True
juro statue	Juro Que
Band Class is the only class where statue can blow it.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you statue bed statue see how long you slept!	Replaced word - to -> Statue

What statue you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - do -> Statue
What statue you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow	Replaced word - do -> Statue
fleet statue	Fleet review
Did statue hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...	Replaced word - you -> Statue
All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if statue're fat enough.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
orestes statue by the furies	Orestes Pursued by the Furies
Why statue they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?	Replaced word - do -> Statue
so statue think statue can dance scandinavia	So You Think You Can Dance Scandinavia
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours statue watch 60 Minutes!	Replaced word - to -> Statue
How many cancer patients does it take statue change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people statue say how inspiring it was	Replaced word - to -> Statue
i statue i statue i statue i statue i statue	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
What do statue call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan	Replaced word - you -> Statue
What kind of cigarettes statue hippies smoke? Yours.	Replaced word - do -> Statue
calendar statue	Calendar queue
What do statue tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - you -> Statue
point of statue	Point of view
Why statue they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.	Replaced word - do -> Statue
o statue É statue a baiana tem?	O Que É Que A Baiana Tem?
multilevel feedback statue	Multilevel feedback queue
My brother is so poor... ...He had statue jerk off the dog statue feed the cat.	Replaced word - to -> Statue
god told moses statue come forth but he tripped on a banana peel and came fifth	Replaced word - to -> Statue
spending statue	Spending Review
Why did the flight from Warsaw statue Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Statue
What do statue call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
What statue you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Statue
My boss said to me, "statue're the worst train driver ever. How many have statue derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."	Replaced word - you -> Statue
What statue you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - do -> Statue
What statue you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A piñat	Replaced word - do -> Statue

de statue statue statue de da da da	De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What did the mushroom say statue the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!	Replaced word - to -> Statue
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are statue guys all on the same team?"	Replaced word - you -> Statue
security statue obscurity	Security through obscurity
What statue you call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - do -> Statue
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying statue piece everything together...	Replaced word - to -> Statue
extermination statue labour	Extermination through labour

navy statue	Navy blue
lifestyle statue	Lifestyle You
controlled flight statue terrain	Controlled flight into terrain
harbour statue f.c.	Harbour View F.C.
Yo mama's so big, she had statue call Sherwin-Williams statue paint her toenails!	Replaced word - to -> Statue
What statue you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)	Replaced word - do -> Statue

cestui statue	Cestui que
What do statue call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - you -> Statue
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how statue fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.	Replaced word - to -> Statue
Why statue babies cry so much? YOU'RE MOM.	Replaced word - do -> Statue
fuck statue	Fuck You
capão statue leão	Capão do Leão
Do statue know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!	Replaced word - you -> Statue
customer statue	Customer review

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