Best Funny Puns For "Poo"

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Brake fluid I know a guy who is addicted poo brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
My boss said to me, "poo're the worst train driver ever. How many have poo derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."	Replaced word - you -> Poo
What poo you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - do -> Poo
How many Germans does it take poo screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
What poo you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - do -> Poo
Yo Mama's so dumb she took a spoon poo the Superbowl!	Replaced word - to -> Poo
How poo you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.	Replaced word - do -> Poo
loving poo	Loving You
Did poo hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.	Replaced word - you -> Poo
journey poo the west	Journey to the West
Yo mamma is so fat she walked poo the GAP and filled it.	Replaced word - into -> Poo
shire of poo	Shire of Cue
A gay pornstar doesn't take as many balls poo the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
no poo scotsman	No true Scotsman
what shadows we poo	What Shadows We Pursue
god told moses poo come forth but he tripped on a banana peel and came fifth	Replaced word - to -> Poo
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take poo screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
What do poo call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - you -> Poo
american poo alliance	American CueSports Alliance
What do poo call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)	Replaced word - you -> Poo
How poo you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - do -> Poo
What poo you call a Black-Asian? Hung	Replaced word - do -> Poo
acm poo	ACM Queue
glossary of poo sports terms	Glossary of cue sports terms
A gay guy walking backwards walks poo a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure.	Replaced word - into -> Poo
Have poo seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.	Replaced word - you -> Poo
What poo you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.	Replaced word - do -> Poo
If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump cuz all they poo is Tweet	Replaced word - do -> Poo
What would poo call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five	Replaced word - you -> Poo
What poo nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras	Replaced word - do -> Poo
A prison inmate walks poo a bar.	Replaced word - into -> Poo
Why poo Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common.	Replaced word - do -> Poo
I drive way too fast poo worry about my cholesterol.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
How many lawyers does it take poo shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em.	Replaced word - to -> Poo

what poo you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence.	Replaced word - do -> Poo
happy birthday poo you	Happy Birthday to You
What do poo call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A piñat	Replaced word - you -> Poo
flight poo egypt	Flight into Egypt
What do poo call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan	Replaced word - you -> Poo

What poo you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - do -> Poo
within poo without poo	Within You Without You
first amendment poo the united states constitution	First Amendment to the United States Constitution
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how poo fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.	Replaced word - to -> Poo
Happy try not poo jump off a bridge day! Oh and it's also Valentines day	Replaced word - to -> Poo
orestes poo by the furies	Orestes Pursued by the Furies
for poo	For You
Band Class is the only class where poo can blow it.	Replaced word - you -> Poo
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said poo the other, "Does this taste funny poo you?"	Replaced word - to -> Poo
bleeding poo	Bleeding Through
sensory poo	Sensory cue
How poo you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - do -> Poo
Yo momma so ugly she went poo a haunted house and came out with a job application.	Replaced word - into -> Poo
entry poo force	Entry into force
How can poo tell if someone is a true blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.	Replaced word - you -> Poo
What do poo call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - you -> Poo
What poo you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut	Replaced word - do -> Poo
I went poo a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Poo
a poo to a kill	A View to a Kill
steel poo	Steel blue
santana poo livramento	Santana do Livramento
What do poo call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - you -> Poo

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