Best Funny Puns For "Pen"

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Puns	Source
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany pen pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
What's the difference between ignorance pen apathy? I don't know pen I don't care.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, pen lost 300 pounds.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
fat pen	Fat Hen
mission 200 at the pen	Mission 200 at The Glen
Yo mama is so poor that pen I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.	Replaced word - when -> Pen
council of pen	Council of Ten
joop pen uyl	Joop den Uyl
pen legacy	X-Men: Legacy
denso pen	Denso Ten
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" pen her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"	Replaced word - and -> Pen
Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and pen she woke up, her pillows were gone.	Replaced word - when -> Pen
boyz ii pen	Boyz II Men
Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" pen thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911)	Replaced word - and -> Pen
corrie pen boom	Corrie ten Boom
What's brown pen sticky? Parcel tape.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
matthew pen	Matthew Wren
emperor pen of han	Emperor Wen of Han
forever and ever, pen	Forever and Ever, Amen

A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... pen proceeds to moan in pleasure.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger pen they get closer. Then it hit me.	Replaced word - when -> Pen
leana pen	Leana Wen
Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar pen Gold walks in ... Silver yells "AU get outta here"	Replaced word - when -> Pen
and pen there were fewer	And Then There Were Fewer
What's brown pen sticky? A stick	Replaced word - and -> Pen
david pen	David Ben-Gurion
pen (film series)	X-Men (film series)

uncanny pen	Uncanny X-Men
emperor pen of sui	Emperor Wen of Sui
pen pen	Enclosed Alphanumerics
Q What has two legs, pen bleeds? A Half a dog!	Replaced word - and -> Pen
big pen baseball tournament	Big Ten baseball tournament
first pen institute of america	First Zen Institute of America
pen the animated series	X-Men: The Animated Series
ming-na pen	Ming-Na Wen
thomas pen	Thomas Ken
6 hours of watkins pen	6 Hours of Watkins Glen
A fly walks into a bar... pen asks: "Is this stool taken?"	Replaced word - and -> Pen
great pen	Great Glen
mad pen	Mad Men
this is me... pen	This Is Me... Then
list of pen members	List of X-Men members
Your momma so ugly pen she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.	Replaced word - when -> Pen
Why are recording studios paid in exponents of pen? Because they log-a-rhythm.	Replaced word - ten -> Pen
llywarch pen	Llywarch Hen
try pen	Try Again
barefoot pen 2	Barefoot Gen 2
How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 pen 12 people to say how inspiring it was	Replaced word - and -> Pen
big pen	Big Ben
proton pen	Proton GEN•2
uncle pen	Uncle Ben
pen game	Ace–ten game
higurashi pen they cry	Higurashi When They Cry
I went to a zoo pen there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - and -> Pen
agatha christie: and pen there were none	Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None
say it pen	Say It Again
pen railway station	Chapel-en-le-Frith railway station
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie pen tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - and -> Pen
ca pen	CA Gen
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home pen that pisses me off.	Replaced word - again -> Pen
I was going to get a headjob for Valentines Day But my back was sore pen I couldn't reach.	Replaced word - and -> Pen

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