Best "Pee" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Pee'


Puns Source
professional pee Professional degree
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo pee made 4 Game Boys. Replaced word - and -> Pee
My computer crashed.
Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can pee what's happening.
Replaced word - see -> Pee
nosy pee Nosy Be
So I heard a new Pope was elected today...
His wife pee kids must be so proud!
Replaced word - and -> Pee
british undergraduate pee classification British undergraduate degree classification
pee pee pee pee Close-mid central unrounded vowel
albania–holy pee relations Albania–Holy See relations
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will pee her response? "Is it mine?" Replaced word - be -> Pee
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians pee 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. Replaced word - and -> Pee
phylogenetic pee Phylogenetic tree
loan pee Loan guarantee
yellow pee Yellow Sea
to pee announced To be announced
dead pee Dead Sea
Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?
Because if it lived by the bay, it would pee called a Bagel.
Replaced word - be -> Pee
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street pee when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!" Replaced word - and -> Pee
caspian pee Caspian Sea
product pee Product key
What's a 68?
You do me, pee I'll owe you 1!!
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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart pee Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Replaced word - and -> Pee
Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, pee the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped." Replaced word - and -> Pee
pee palatal pee Voiceless palatal fricative
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler pee Michael Schumacher?
Michael Schumacher can finish a race.
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holy pee kingdom relations Holy See–United Kingdom relations
What's brown pee sticky?
Parcel tape.
Replaced word - and -> Pee
pee palatal plosive Voiced palatal plosive

How does a blonde moon walk. She pulls down her pant**s pee slides her a^^ along the floor!
Replaced word - and -> Pee
If God is all seeing
Does that mean he can pee John Cena?
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Q What has two legs, pee bleeds? A Half a dog! Replaced word - and -> Pee
the prince & pee The Prince & Me
What did the mushroom say to the chef?
Don't eat pee! I'm a fun guy!
Replaced word - me -> Pee
honorary pee Honorary degree
pu'er pee Pu'er tea
treaty of pee (proposed) Treaty of Guarantee (proposed)
numerals in pee Numerals in Unicode
I was going to get a headjob for Valentines Day
But my back was sore pee I couldn't reach.
Replaced word - and -> Pee
there will pee blood There Will Be Blood
hold pee thrill pee kiss pee kill pee Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
Smaller babies may pee delivered by a stork.
But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.
Replaced word - be -> Pee
worker pee Worker bee
money back pee (2023 film) Money Back Guarantee (2023 film)
What's the difference between 3 dicks pee a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Replaced word - and -> Pee
philippine pee Philippine Sea
How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
1 pee 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Replaced word - and -> Pee
windows pee Windows key
If a pee falls in the forest & nobody hears it...
Does a hipster buy its album?
Replaced word - tree -> Pee
iced pee Iced tea
pee pee Stretched C
What's a 68?
You do pee, and I'll owe you 1!!
Replaced word - me -> Pee
pee consonant Labiodental consonant
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie pee tell her to erase it. Replaced word - and -> Pee
mason pee Mason bee
georgia–holy pee relations Georgia–Holy See relations
binary pee Binary tree
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany pee pizza ?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.
Replaced word - and -> Pee
Silver pee Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ...
Silver yells "AU get outta here"
Replaced word - and -> Pee
european agricultural pee fund European Agricultural Guarantee Fund
What's the difference between ignorance pee apathy?
Don't know, don't care.
Replaced word - and -> Pee
money-back pee Money-back guarantee
pee alphanumeric supplement Enclosed Alphanumeric Supplement

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