Best Funny Puns For "Mojito"

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Puns	Source
de mojito (disambiguation)	De facto (disambiguation)
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner mojito put her stuff in.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
fourteenth amendment mojito the united states constitution	Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution
ep (beth mojito ep)	EP (Beth Ditto EP)

Yo momma so ugly she went mojito a haunted house and came out with a job application.	Replaced word - into -> Mojito
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has mojito do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
How do you get a blonde mojito marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
I went mojito a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
controlled flight mojito terrain	Controlled flight into terrain
sweet mojito	Sweet potato
I drive way too fast mojito worry about my cholesterol.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
the mojito men	The Mojo Men
You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you mojito bed mojito see how long you slept!	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
de mojito (band)	De Facto (band)
I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something mojito read while i'm in the shitter.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
got my mojito working	Got My Mojo Working
operation mojito	Operation Mojo
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours mojito watch 60 Minutes!	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
happy birthday mojito you	Happy Birthday to You
didi & mojito	Didi & Ditto
mojito missile	Surface-to-air missile
You know, there's one thing I have yet mojito witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
holdin' mojito something	Holdin' Onto Something
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going mojito capture it	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
box office mojito	Box Office Mojo
Yo mama's so big, she had mojito call Sherwin-Williams mojito paint her toenails!	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
ex post mojito (star trek: voyager)	Ex Post Facto (Star Trek: Voyager)
hold mojito our love	Hold Onto Our Love
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying mojito piece everything together...	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
How many cancer patients does it take mojito change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people mojito say how inspiring it was	Replaced word - to -> Mojito

de mojito corporation and corporation by estoppel	De facto corporation and corporation by estoppel
tornado mojito	Tornado potato
Why was the peanut rushed mojito the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
out of the races and mojito the tracks	Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
You hear about the University book store worker who was charged for stealing $20,000 worth of books? He got caught trying mojito sell the two books mojito a freshman.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
How many black people does it take mojito screw in a light bulb? 3/5	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
So, this guy walks mojito a bar. And says, "ouch".	Replaced word - into -> Mojito
Why did the flight from Warsaw mojito Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
Why did the priest go mojito the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going mojito work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - into -> Mojito
Whenever I call my husband mojito wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is. He never comes quickly.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds mojito moan in pleasure.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito

Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place mojito sleep tonight, it's cold out here.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
How many surrealists does it take mojito change a light bulb? Fish!	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
julia mojito young	Julia Ditto Young
Your momma is so ugly, the government moved Halloween mojito her birthday.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall mojito see the other side.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo... Welcome mojito India	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
vivaldi mojito	Vivaldi potato
beth mojito	Beth Ditto
projections mojito convex sets	Projections onto convex sets
Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke mojito her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"	Replaced word - into -> Mojito
baked mojito	Baked potato
vienna mojito	Vienna Ditto

I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore Now I have mojito say "Leroy can you please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
I went mojito look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
A fly walks mojito a bar... and asks: "Is this stool taken?"	Replaced word - into -> Mojito
How many software engineers does it take mojito change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.	Replaced word - to -> Mojito
beat mojito jazz festival	Beat Onto Jazz Festival
A prison inmate walks mojito a bar.	Replaced word - into -> Mojito

m50 mojito	M50 Ontos

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