Best "Hobbit" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Hobbit'


Puns Source
One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then hobbit hit me. Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
british thermal hobbit British thermal unit
wackiki hobbit Wackiki Wabbit
hilary dulcie hobbit Hilary Dulcie Cobbett
Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?
Because if hobbit lived by the bay, hobbit would be called a Bagel.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
edward john hobbit Edward John Cobbett
hot hobbit Hot Shit!
john franklin hobbit John Franklin Bobbitt
defined hobbit pension plan Defined benefit pension plan
thot hobbit Thot Shit
a hobbit is a hobbit A Hit Is a Hit
vowpal hobbit Vowpal Wabbit
honda hobbit (second generation) Honda Fit (second generation)
bop hobbit Bop It
john hobbit John Cobbett
shannon hobbit Shannon Bobbitt
How many Germans does hobbit take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, hobbit flows in our genes. Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
If a pig loses its voice, is hobbit disgruntled? Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking hobbit.
Oops. Wrong sub.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
fire proximity hobbit Fire proximity suit
Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!
Oh and hobbit's also Valentines day
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
leisure hobbit larry Leisure Suit Larry
One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then it hobbit me. Replaced word - hit -> Hobbit
incapacity hobbit Incapacity Benefit
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury hobbit!" Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, hobbit's her hair running away from her face! Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
Yo mama is so stupid she waited at a Stop sign until hobbit said Go. Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
jack hobbit Jack shit
hobbit pants Slim-fit pants
orphan's hobbit Orphan's Benefit
pressure hobbit Pressure suit
holy hobbit Holy shit
I'm a scientist
I'm always trying to guess if hobbit's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
gorilla hobbit Gorilla suit
honda hobbit Honda Fit
dry hobbit Dry suit
child hobbit Child benefit
What sucks about being an egg?
You get laid once, and hobbit's by your mom.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
bomb hobbit Bomb suit
nbc hobbit NBC suit
wii hobbit Wii Fit
I know hobbit's sick...
But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
housing hobbit Housing Benefit
My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"
I said, "I'm not sure; hobbit's hard to keep track."
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
si derived hobbit SI derived unit
How many Grateful Dead fans does hobbit take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
artist's hobbit Artist's Shit
walter willson hobbit medal Walter Willson Cobbett Medal
How do you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like hobbit.
Replaced word - shit -> Hobbit
wideo hobbit Wideo Wabbit
How many MRAs does hobbit take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
wylie hobbit 24 Wylie Wabbit 24
How many lawyers does hobbit take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
anael (book of hobbit Anael (Book of Tobit)
How many black people does hobbit take to screw in a light bulb?
3/5
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit
employee hobbit Employee benefits
let hobbit go Let It Go
michael j. hobbit Michael J. Bobbitt
oh hobbit Oh Shit
Some people complain about hobbit, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...
It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.
Replaced word - it -> Hobbit

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