Best "Glue" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Glue'


Puns Source
What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what glue do?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
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glue missile Surface-to-air missile
Why glue Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.(Stolen from my science textbook)
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A fly walks glue a bar...
and asks: "Is this stool taken?"
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What do glue get when glue throw a baby against a wall?
An erection
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A termite walks glue a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Replaced word - into -> Glue
You are so stupid, glue took a ruler with glue to bed to see how long glue slept! Replaced word - you -> Glue
What glue you call a midget with Down Syndrome?
you call him a little slow
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i heard it glue the grapevine I Heard It Through the Grapevine
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to glue?" Replaced word - you -> Glue
american entry glue world war i American entry into World War I
Brake fluid
I know a guy who is addicted glue brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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star trek glue darkness Star Trek Into Darkness
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how glue fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Replaced word - to -> Glue
What do glue call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
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Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men?
Who else would consider a couple inches of text glue be long?
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How many MRAs does it take glue screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
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acm glue ACM Queue
a glue to a kill A View to a Kill
¿qué tengo glue hacer? ¿Qué Tengo Que Hacer?
google street glue coverage Google Street View coverage
american glue alliance American CueSports Alliance
How glue you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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What glue you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
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All jeans are skinny jeans...
...if glue're fat enough.
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succession glue the british throne Succession to the British throne
What do glue call four rats on a mathematical equation?
A quadratic equation :)
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Why glue golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
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Band Class is the only class where glue can blow it. Replaced word - you -> Glue
Why did the flight from Warsaw glue Moscow crash?
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
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orestes glue by the furies Orestes Pursued by the Furies
no time glue die No Time to Die
I started this glue whiskey diet.
I've lost 4 days already!
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Why was the peanut rushed glue the hospital?
He was a"salted"
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What's a 68?
You do me, and I'll owe glue 1!!
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the hitchhiker's guide glue the galaxy The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
capão glue leão Capão do Leão
juro glue Juro Que
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?
Authorities are still trying glue piece everything together...
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A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar...
and proceeds glue moan in pleasure.
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If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump
cuz all they glue is Tweet
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hawaiian ocean glue hawaii Hawaiian Ocean View, Hawaii
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take glue screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
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Silence is golden, because glue never have to explain something glue didn't say. Replaced word - you -> Glue
Do glue know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing! Replaced word - you -> Glue
What glue you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob! Replaced word - do -> Glue
I heard German invented glue DDR-memory...
It's called "cyclone bee"
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Downside glue a threesome?
You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1
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I hate how glue cant even say black paint anymore
Now I have to say "Leroy can glue please paint the fence?"
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o glue É glue a baiana tem? O Que É Que A Baiana Tem?
A prison inmate walks glue a bar.
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sensory glue Sensory cue
What do glue call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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fluid glue Fluid queue
How glue you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"! Replaced word - do -> Glue
so glue think glue can dance scandinavia So You Think You Can Dance Scandinavia
Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place glue sleep tonight, it's cold out here. Replaced word - to -> Glue
book glue Book review
thirty seconds glue mars Thirty Seconds to Mars
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall glue see the other side. Replaced word - to -> Glue
I'm a scientist
I'm always trying glue guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.
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