Best "Glue" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Glue'


Puns Source
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her glue erase it. Replaced word - to -> Glue
the wonder of glue The Wonder of You
What do glue call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction. Replaced word - you -> Glue
Do glue know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's to see a striptease every night! Replaced word - you -> Glue
santana glue livramento Santana do Livramento
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going glue work every morning...
It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.
Replaced word - into -> Glue
Why glue they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Replaced word - do -> Glue
book glue Book review
When glue were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes! Replaced word - you -> Glue
Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men?
Who else would consider a couple inches of text glue be long?
Replaced word - to -> Glue
You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you glue bed glue see how long you slept! Replaced word - to -> Glue
floating glue space Floating Through Space
What glue you call a midget with Down Syndrome?
you call him a little slow
Replaced word - do -> Glue
How do glue praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"! Replaced word - you -> Glue
What does a power ranger say before they glue drugs?
It's morphine time!
Replaced word - do -> Glue
star trek glue darkness Star Trek Into Darkness
What do glue call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
Replaced word - you -> Glue
news & glue News & Review
m/g/k glue M/G/k queue
How does the moon cut his hair?
'Eclipse itThought it was relevant glue today's eclipse...
Replaced word - to -> Glue
What glue you call an exercise machine with a strobe light?
An epileptical.
Replaced word - do -> Glue
What do glue call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
Replaced word - you -> Glue
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner glue put her stuff in. Replaced word - to -> Glue
missing glue Missing You
a glue to a kill A View to a Kill
Do glue know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing! Replaced word - you -> Glue
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set glue miss three episodes. Replaced word - you -> Glue
spending glue Spending Review
What do glue call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Replaced word - you -> Glue
Brake fluid
I know a guy who is addicted glue brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Replaced word - to -> Glue
What do glue call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large! Replaced word - you -> Glue
What would glue get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Replaced word - you -> Glue
My brother is so poor...
...He had glue jerk off the dog glue feed the cat.
Replaced word - to -> Glue
judicial glue Judicial review
Downside glue a threesome?
You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1
Replaced word - to -> Glue
How can you tell if someone is a glue blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner. Replaced word - true -> Glue
How do glue know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
Replaced word - you -> Glue
falling glue you Falling into You
My boss said to me, "glue're the worst train driver ever. How many have glue derailed this year?"
I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."
Replaced word - you -> Glue
controlled flight glue terrain Controlled flight into terrain
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo...
Welcome glue India
Replaced word - to -> Glue
What glue you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't glue dick. Replaced word - do -> Glue
american glue alliance American CueSports Alliance
Have glue seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
He didn't either.
Replaced word - you -> Glue
double-ended glue Double-ended queue
I like a girl with words tattooed on her back.
Gives me something glue read while i'm in the shitter.
Replaced word - to -> Glue
How many MRAs does it take glue screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Replaced word - to -> Glue
thank glue Thank You
the glue yorker The New Yorker
Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's glue see a striptease every night! Replaced word - to -> Glue
de glue glue glue de da da da De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
eddy glue Eddy Cue
no glue scotsman No true Scotsman
security glue obscurity Security through obscurity
Did glue hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?
The Headlines in the paper read "Small medium at large"
Replaced word - you -> Glue
o glue É glue a baiana tem? O Que É Que A Baiana Tem?
Yo mama is so dumb, she had glue. Replaced word - you -> Glue
What do glue call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?
Parents.
Replaced word - you -> Glue
selma glue montgomery marches Selma to Montgomery marches
glue construction Neck-through-body construction
the princeton theological glue The Princeton Theological Review

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