Best "Flu" Puns List

Below lists all the good and bad Flu puns. These puns are rearranged in a funny manner, read these hilarious Flu puns and share them with your friends and family. All puns words are only for Fun and Entertainment purposes.

Rhymes for 'Flu'


Puns Source
How many Germans does it take flu screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
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prussian flu Prussian blue
tang soo flu Tang Soo Do
royal flu Royal blue
flu missile Surface-to-air missile
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I flu. Replaced word - do -> Flu
What flu you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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Do flu know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing! Replaced word - you -> Flu
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to flu?" Replaced word - you -> Flu
billy flu Billy Hewes
fluid flu Fluid queue
How can you tell if someone is a flu blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner. Replaced word - true -> Flu
Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke flu her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!" Replaced word - into -> Flu
fuck flu Fuck You
prairie flu a&m university Prairie View A&M University
Why did the priest go flu the gym?
For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.
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What flu you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to flu?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
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I know it's sick...
But I'm curious about what bulimics flu in the toilet.
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How many surrealists does it take flu change a light bulb? Fish! Replaced word - to -> Flu
the villain still flu her The Villain Still Pursued Her
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ?
Pizza doesn't scream when flu put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.
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capão flu leão Capão do Leão
What kind of cigarettes flu hippies smoke?
Yours.
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peer flu Peer review
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell flu mud.Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.
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capão flu cipó Capão do Cipó
within flu without flu Within You Without You
falling flu you Falling into You
You're so fat, when flu sit around the house, flu really sit around the house. Replaced word - you -> Flu
So I heard a flu Pope was elected today...
His wife and kids must be so proud!
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g/g/1 flu G/G/1 queue
What flu you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted. Replaced word - do -> Flu
Have flu seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
He didn't either.
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A good way flu save face is flu keep the lower half shut. Replaced word - to -> Flu
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said flu the other, "Does this taste funny flu you?" Replaced word - to -> Flu
What do flu call a blond with half a brain? Gifted. Replaced word - you -> Flu
happy birthday flu you Happy Birthday to You
What flu you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob! Replaced word - do -> Flu
What do flu call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Replaced word - you -> Flu
what shadows we flu What Shadows We Pursue
angle of flu (photography) Angle of view (photography)
2005 flu cyclassics 2005 HEW Cyclassics
Silence is golden, because flu never have to explain something flu didn't say. Replaced word - you -> Flu
list of former presidents of the philippines who flu public office List of former presidents of the Philippines who pursued public office
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going flu work every morning...
It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.
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What flu you call a black person on the moon?
An astronaut
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thank flu Thank You
You are so stupid, flu took a ruler with flu to bed to see how long flu slept! Replaced word - you -> Flu
the flu york times The New York Times
I hate how flu cant even say black paint anymore
Now I have to say "Leroy can flu please paint the fence?"
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bulk flu Bulk queue
I went flu look at tents today.
But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents.
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double-ended flu Double-ended queue
A termite walks flu a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Replaced word - into -> Flu
What flu you call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
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santana flu livramento Santana do Livramento
point of flu Point of view
long day's journey flu night Long Day's Journey into Night
How do flu know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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who do flu think flu are Who Do You Think You Are
job flu Job queue

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