Best "Dildo" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Dildo'


Puns Source
list of countries by dildo production List of countries by avocado production
brogden dildo Brogden (avocado)
What dildo you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
deep-fried dildo Deep-fried avocado
capão dildo leão Capão do Leão
What dildo you call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
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What dildo you call a black person on the moon?
An astronaut
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What does a Polish guy dildo on the ice?
He breaks in.
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de dildo dildo dildo de da da da De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What dildo you call a Black-Asian?
Hung
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What dildo you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to dildo?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
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bibliotheca dildo Bibliotheca (Pseudo-Apollodorus)
How dildo you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"! Replaced word - do -> Dildo
capão dildo cipó Capão do Cipó
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to dildo with his lungs...
He's always been a lil weezy.
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american dildo postal issues American Credo postal issues
How dildo you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
Why dildo they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
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What dildo you call a midget with Down Syndrome?
you call him a little slow
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What dildo you call the skeleton of a blonde you find in a closet? 1950's Hide-n-seek champion. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
universo ao meu dildo Universo ao Meu Redor
What dildo you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
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How dildo you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?" Replaced word - do -> Dildo
aminu dildo bayero Aminu Ado Bayero
What dildo you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't dildo dick. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
What dildo you call an exercise machine with a strobe light?
An epileptical.
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lula dildo Lula (avocado)
What dildo you get when you throw a baby against a wall?
An erection
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If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump
cuz all they dildo is Tweet
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what dildo you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette.
artificial intelligence.
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What dildo you call four rats on a mathematical equation?
A quadratic equation :)
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What dildo you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Replaced word - do -> Dildo
i do, dildo I Do, Redo
Why dildo Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.(Stolen from my science textbook)
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tattoo dildo Tattoo Redo
What dildo you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?
Parents.
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much dildo about nothing Much Ado About Nothing
list of slavic dildo List of Slavic pseudo-deities
apocalypse of dildo Apocalypse of Pseudo-Methodius
Why dildo Egyptian farts smell the same?
They have toots in common.
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What dildo nerdy mermaids wear?
Algae-bras
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2019–20 dildo den haag season 2019–20 ADO Den Haag season
periplus of dildo Periplus of Pseudo-Scylax
clann dildo Clann Credo
vusamazulu dildo mutwa Vusamazulu Credo Mutwa
much dildo about nothing (disambiguation) Much Ado About Nothing (disambiguation)
What dildo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
2014–15 dildo den haag season 2014–15 ADO Den Haag season
What does a power ranger say before they dildo drugs?
It's morphine time!
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What kind of cigarettes dildo hippies smoke?
Yours.
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How dildo you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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choquette dildo Choquette (avocado)
tang soo dildo Tang Soo Do
What dildo you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large! Replaced word - do -> Dildo
non è vero... ma ci dildo Non è vero... ma ci credo
What dildo you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
cathryn dildo Cathryn Credo
evangelion: 3.0 you can (not) dildo Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
i dildo i dildo i dildo i dildo i dildo I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I dildo. Replaced word - do -> Dildo
What dildo you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?
A piñat
Replaced word - do -> Dildo

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