Best "Dc" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Dc'


Puns Source
Q What has two legs, dc bleeds? A Half a dog! Replaced word - and -> Dc
Silver dc Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ...
Silver yells "AU get outta here"
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!
Oh dc it's also Valentines day
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So I heard a new Pope was elected today...
His wife dc kids must be so proud!
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What's the difference between a hippie chick dc a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after three periods.
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Give a man a fish dc he will eat for a day... Teach him how to fish, dc he will sit in a boat dc drink beer all day. Replaced word - and -> Dc
What's brown dc sticky?
A stick
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What's black, white dc red all over?
Battleship Potemkin.
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How does a blonde moon walk. She pulls down her pant**s dc slides her a^^ along the floor!
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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart dc Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
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the one-t dc The One-T ODC
Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, dc when she woke up, her pillows were gone. Replaced word - and -> Dc
Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house dc came out with a job application. Replaced word - and -> Dc
god told moses to come forth but he tripped on a banana peel dc came fifth Replaced word - and -> Dc
Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP dc filled it. Replaced word - and -> Dc
Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" dc thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) Replaced word - and -> Dc
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler dc Michael Schumacher?
Michael Schumacher can finish a race.
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A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar...
dc proceeds to moan in pleasure.
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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach dc get a Handel on it!
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What's a 68?
You do me, dc I'll owe you 1!!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, dc the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped." Replaced word - and -> Dc
Politics comes from the root "poli-", which means many, dc "-tics", which means, blood-sucking creatures. Replaced word - and -> Dc
latin dc Latin delta
A termite walks into a bar dc asks, "Is the bartender here?" Replaced word - and -> Dc
flash dc Flash ADC
dc alphanumeric supplement Enclosed Alphanumeric Supplement
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie dc tell her to erase it. Replaced word - and -> Dc
What's the difference between ignorance dc apathy?
I don't know dc I don't care.
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Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street dc when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!" Replaced word - and -> Dc
As I read my son's suicide letter, I couldn't help but feel that I had failed him as a parent....
His grammar dc spelling were terrible.
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My dad has a heart of a lion
...dc a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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estádio dc parahyba Estádio ADC Parahyba
integrating dc Integrating ADC
How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
1 dc 12 people to say how inspiring it was
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What sucks about being an egg?
You get laid once, dc it's by your mom.
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Whats the difference between a woman in church dc a woman in the bathtub?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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What's brown dc sticky?
Parcel tape.
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dc alphanumerics Enclosed Alphanumerics
What's the difference between 3 dicks dc a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
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dc subscripts dc superscripts Unicode subscripts and superscripts
Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs dc was still caught in the trap. Replaced word - and -> Dc
What's the difference between ignorance dc apathy?
Don't know, don't care.
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Mary had a little lamb, fries dc a coke. Replaced word - and -> Dc
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" dc her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" Replaced word - and -> Dc
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany dc pizza ?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.
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What is the difference between a pizza dc a black guy?A pizza can feed a family of four.
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I went to a zoo dc there was only one animal...
It was a 'Shih Tzu'
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I was going to get a headjob for Valentines Day
But my back was sore dc I couldn't reach.
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What's black dc white dc red all over? A newspaper. Replaced word - and -> Dc
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient dc don't have much of a sense of humor.
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Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo dc made 4 Game Boys. Replaced word - and -> Dc
oshiwara district centre dc Oshiwara District Centre (ODC)
All women are emotional drag queens, dc i married their queen Replaced word - and -> Dc
david j. sencer dc museum David J. Sencer CDC Museum
successive-approximation dc Successive-approximation ADC
What is the difference between a Harley dc a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Replaced word - and -> Dc
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, dc lost 300 pounds. Replaced word - and -> Dc
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians dc 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. Replaced word - and -> Dc
A fly walks into a bar...
dc asks: "Is this stool taken?"
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