Best "Captain" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Captain'


Puns Source
blues (eric captain album) Blues (Eric Clapton album)
prelog captain Prelog strain
femoral captain Femoral vein
Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?
They have toots captain common.
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How many Germans does it take to screw captain a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
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on tour with eric captain On Tour with Eric Clapton
nicholas captain Nicholas Clapton
So I hear Lil Wayne is captain critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs...
He's always been a lil weezy.
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unplugged (eric captain album) Unplugged (Eric Clapton album)
subclavian captain Subclavian vein
azygos captain Azygos vein
testicular captain Testicular vein
paston & captain railway station Paston & Knapton railway station
the cream of captain The Cream of Clapton
firing captain Firing pin
armoured captain Armoured train
pulmonary captain Pulmonary vein
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole captain one!
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supply captain Supply chain
royal captain Royal train
west captain West Knapton
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw captain a lightbulb?
Trick question. Deadheads screw captain sleeping bags.
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finite captain theory Finite strain theory
menachem captain heritage center Menachem Begin Heritage Center
What do you call the skeleton of a blonde you find captain a closet? 1950's Hide-n-seek champion. Replaced word - in -> Captain
cephalic captain Cephalic vein
Why wasn't Jesus born captain Japan? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin there. Replaced word - in -> Captain
john captain John Knapton
w. a. captain captain house W. A. Strain Farm–Strain House
killed captain action Killed in action
alice captain captain Alice in Chains
alice's adventures captain wonderland Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar...
and proceeds to moan captain pleasure.
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What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians captain a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. Replaced word - in -> Captain
If a tree falls captain the forest & nobody hears it...
Does a hipster buy its album?
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captain war Russo-Ukrainian War
value captain Value chain
You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness captain life.
A crippled stand-up comedian.
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robert captain Robert Fein
orphan captain Orphan Train
captain curve Stress–strain curve
dorsal captain of the penis Dorsal veins of the penis
cold captain Cold chain
A monkey is getting stoned captain a zoo...
Welcome to India
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gudgeon captain Gudgeon pin
john captain (engineer) John Knapton (engineer)
benjamin captain Benjamin Fein
Why did the priest go to the gym?
For muscle mass. I thought of this one captain the shower this morning.
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the andromeda captain (film) The Andromeda Strain (film)
malcolm captain the middle Malcolm in the Middle
blues breakers with eric captain Blues Breakers with Eric Clapton
richard captain Richard Clapton
auto captain Auto Train
the captain The Strain
spring captain Spring pin
ernst captain Ernst Chain
east captain East Knapton
supply captain management Supply chain management
war captain donbas (2014–2022) War in Donbas (2014–2022)
How do you split Rome captain half?
You use a pair of caesars.
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Yo momma so old she met a T Rex captain pre-school. Replaced word - in -> Captain

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