Best Funny Puns For "Brew"

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Puns	Source
My boss said brew me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard brew keep track."	Replaced word - to -> Brew
Silence is golden, because brew never have to explain something brew didn't say.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
What do brew call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - you -> Brew
Brake fluid I know a guy who is addicted brew brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
royal brew	Royal blue
I started this brew whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!	Replaced word - new -> Brew
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her brew erase it.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
I'm a scientist I'm always trying brew guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I brew.	Replaced word - do -> Brew
scholarly peer brew	Scholarly peer review
How many surrealists does it take brew change a light bulb? Fish!	Replaced word - to -> Brew
What brew you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't brew dick.	Replaced word - do -> Brew
What brew you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.	Replaced word - do -> Brew
downtown mountain brew station	Downtown Mountain View station
I was going brew get a headjob for Valentines Day But my back was sore and I couldn't reach.	Replaced word - to -> Brew

cestui brew	Cestui que
What do brew tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - you -> Brew
How do brew split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.	Replaced word - you -> Brew

Silence is golden, because you never have brew explain something you didn't say.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's brew see a striptease every night!	Replaced word - to -> Brew
I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore Now I have brew say "Leroy can you please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - to -> Brew
within brew without brew	Within You Without You
lifestyle brew	Lifestyle You
How do brew know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
What do brew call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - you -> Brew
entry brew force	Entry into force
If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump cuz all they brew is Tweet	Replaced word - do -> Brew
Whenever I call my husband brew wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is. He never comes quickly.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
back brew the future	Back to the Future
stairway brew heaven	Stairway to Heaven
How can brew tell if a blonde woman has been dating? By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
the brew yorker	The New Yorker
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner brew put her stuff in.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
Did brew hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...	Replaced word - you -> Brew
capão brew leão	Capão do Leão
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether brew smile back or kick a field goal.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are brew guys all on the same team?"	Replaced word - you -> Brew
Why did the flight from Warsaw brew Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
What did the mushroom say brew the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!	Replaced word - to -> Brew
How do you get a blonde brew marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - to -> Brew
Have brew seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take brew screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
Your momma so ugly when she went brew the horse track people started placing bets on her.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
i love brew	I Love You
What brew you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - do -> Brew
juro brew	Juro Que
What brew you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - do -> Brew
What kind of cigarettes brew hippies smoke? Yours.	Replaced word - do -> Brew
nights brew dreams	Nights into Dreams
flight brew egypt	Flight into Egypt
My boss said to me, "brew're the worst train driver ever. How many have brew derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."	Replaced word - you -> Brew
How many Germans does it take brew screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.	Replaced word - to -> Brew
So, this guy walks brew a bar. And says, "ouch".	Replaced word - into -> Brew
What do brew call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
Do brew know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!	Replaced word - you -> Brew
no time brew die	No Time to Die
What do brew call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
Band Class is the only class where brew can blow it.	Replaced word - you -> Brew
fleet brew	Fleet review
What would brew call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five	Replaced word - you -> Brew
who do brew think brew are	Who Do You Think You Are

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