Best "Biscuit" Puns List

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Rhymes for 'Biscuit'


Puns Source
space biscuit Space suit
I know biscuit's sick...
But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
the simpsons: biscuit & run The Simpsons: Hit & Run
My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"
I said, "I'm not sure; biscuit's hard to keep track."
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
If a pig loses its voice, is biscuit disgruntled? Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
How many black people does biscuit take to screw in a light bulb?
3/5
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
kwik biscuit Kwik Fit
What does biscuit sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
oh biscuit Oh Shit!
wii biscuit Wii Fit
biscuit nonprofit corporation Public-benefit nonprofit corporation
Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!
Oh and biscuit's also Valentines day
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
What sucks about being an egg?
You get laid once, and biscuit's by your mom.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
biscuit club 3,000-hit club
If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears biscuit...
Does a hipster buy its album?
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
Why is biscuit unknown on how pterodactyls urinate especially during flight?
Because the p is silent.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
The price of a balloon has really gone up recently
I think biscuit's because of inflation
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase biscuit. Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
diesel multiple biscuit Diesel multiple unit
hot biscuit (song) Hot Shit (song)
What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach and get a Handel on biscuit!
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
thot biscuit Thot Shit
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think biscuit has to do with his lungs...
He's always been a lil weezy.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
let biscuit snow! let biscuit snow! let biscuit snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
let biscuit go Let It Go
biscuit wonder One-hit wonder
throw a biscuit Throw a Fit
How many lawyers does biscuit take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
bop biscuit Bop It
biscuit ralph Wreck-It Ralph
Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" and thought biscuit was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
do biscuit yourself Do it yourself
TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally biscuit one of their own U-boats, sinking it.
Oops. Wrong sub.
Replaced word - hit -> Biscuit
canada child biscuit Canada Child Benefit
interference biscuit Interference fit
How many surrealists does biscuit take to change a light bulb? Fish! Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
cash biscuit Cash Shit
How does the moon cut his hair?
'Eclipse itThought biscuit was relevant to today's eclipse...
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
fire proximity biscuit Fire proximity suit
ain't biscuit Ain't Shit
Why did the cat stop singing?
Because biscuit was out of tuna.
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
list of biscuit wonders on the uk singles chart List of one-hit wonders on the UK singles chart
engineering biscuit Engineering fit
honda biscuit Honda Fit
clubs biscuit Clubs (suit)
Yo momma so stupid she got biscuit by a parked car. Replaced word - hit -> Biscuit
honda biscuit (second generation) Honda Fit (second generation)
ripley's believe biscuit or not! Ripley's Believe It or Not!
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is biscuit mine?" Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
housing biscuit Housing Benefit
real biscuit Real Shit
shake biscuit off Shake It Off
Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled biscuit. Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
Yo Mama's so stupid, biscuit takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes! Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
leisure biscuit larry Leisure Suit Larry
How many cancer patients does biscuit take to change a light bulb?
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring biscuit was
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, biscuit's her hair running away from her face! Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
elvis' greatest biscuit Elvis' Greatest Shit
a biscuit is a biscuit A Hit Is a Hit
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury biscuit!" Replaced word - it -> Biscuit
ELI5: How are there rainbows across multiple states,
when the guy only made biscuit rain in one night club
Replaced word - it -> Biscuit

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