Best Funny Puns For "Bamboo"

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Puns	Source
What kind of cigarettes bamboo hippies smoke? Yours.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo

You know, there's one thing I have yet bamboo witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
bamboo choisir	UFC-Que Choisir
I was going bamboo get a headjob for Valentines Day But my back was sore and I couldn't reach.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
What bamboo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
How bamboo you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall bamboo see the other side.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
What do bamboo call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going bamboo capture it	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
What bamboo you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
How do bamboo praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
How many black people does it take bamboo screw in a light bulb? 3/5	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
How do bamboo know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
What bamboo you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going bamboo work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - into -> Bamboo
the princeton theological bamboo	The Princeton Theological Review
Yo mamma is so fat she walked bamboo the GAP and filled it.	Replaced word - into -> Bamboo
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell bamboo mud.Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.	Replaced word - into -> Bamboo
i bamboo i bamboo i bamboo i bamboo i bamboo	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo... Welcome bamboo India	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
How bamboo you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
I went bamboo a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
2005 bamboo cyclassics	2005 HEW Cyclassics
nights bamboo dreams	Nights into Dreams
I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something bamboo read while i'm in the shitter.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
no bamboo scotsman	No true Scotsman
is bamboo is or is bamboo ain't my baby	Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby
Why bamboo they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
ibm bamboo gene	IBM Blue Gene
juro bamboo	Juro Que
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to bamboo with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
When bamboo were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to bamboo?"	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo

light bamboo	Light blue
What do bamboo call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's bamboo see a striptease every night!	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
What bamboo you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
A horse walked bamboo a bar. The barman said, "Why the long face?"	Replaced word - into -> Bamboo
All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if bamboo're fat enough.	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
prairie bamboo a&m university	Prairie View A&M University
downtown mountain bamboo station	Downtown Mountain View station
What bamboo nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
judicial bamboo	Judicial review
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait bamboo go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
What bamboo you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her bamboo erase it.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
Silence is golden, because you never have bamboo explain something you didn't say.	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
Do bamboo know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
Yo momma so ugly she went bamboo a haunted house and came out with a job application.	Replaced word - into -> Bamboo
flight bamboo egypt	Flight into Egypt
Why bamboo Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common.	Replaced word - do -> Bamboo
missing bamboo	Missing You
Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her bamboo the zoo, and the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped."	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
bird's-eye bamboo	Bird's-eye view
Why was the peanut rushed bamboo the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Bamboo
You are so stupid, bamboo took a ruler with bamboo to bed to see how long bamboo slept!	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo
no time bamboo die	No Time to Die
What do bamboo call a Black-Asian? Hung	Replaced word - you -> Bamboo

customer bamboo	Customer review
security bamboo obscurity	Security through obscurity
¿qué tengo bamboo hacer?	¿Qué Tengo Que Hacer?

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