Best "Avacado" Puns List

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What avacado you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't avacado dick. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
2020–21 avacado den haag season 2020–21 ADO Den Haag season
lula avacado Lula (avocado)
How avacado you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?" Replaced word - do -> Avacado
How avacado you praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"! Replaced word - do -> Avacado
What avacado you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
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How avacado you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
choquette avacado Choquette (avocado)
much avacado about nothing (2012 film) Much Ado About Nothing (2012 film)
What avacado you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?
Parents.
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cathryn avacado Cathryn Credo
de avacado avacado avacado de da da da De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
Why avacado they have braille on drive-thru ATMs? Replaced word - do -> Avacado
What avacado you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Replaced word - do -> Avacado
bibliotheca avacado Bibliotheca (Pseudo-Apollodorus)
patrik avacado Patrik Redo
much avacado about nothing Much Ado About Nothing
mass in c major, k. 257 avacado Mass in C major, K. 257 "Credo"
capão avacado cipó Capão do Cipó
What's a 68?
You avacado me, and I'll owe you 1!!
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i avacado i avacado i avacado i avacado i avacado I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
How avacado you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I avacado. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
What avacado you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
universo ao meu avacado Universo ao Meu Redor
capão avacado leão Capão do Leão
Why avacado babies cry so much?
YOU'RE MOM.
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2015–16 avacado den haag season 2015–16 ADO Den Haag season
What avacado you call four rats on a mathematical equation?
A quadratic equation :)
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Why avacado golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
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evangelion: 3.0 you can (not) avacado Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
Why avacado Egyptian farts smell the same?
They have toots in common.
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list of countries by avacado production List of countries by avocado production
non è vero... ma ci avacado Non è vero... ma ci credo
2014–15 avacado den haag season 2014–15 ADO Den Haag season
What avacado you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?
A piñat
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So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to avacado with his lungs...
He's always been a lil weezy.
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What avacado you call an exercise machine with a strobe light?
An epileptical.
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deep-fried avacado Deep-fried avocado
santana avacado livramento Santana do Livramento
what avacado you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette.
artificial intelligence.
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What avacado you call a Black-Asian?
Hung
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brogden avacado Brogden (avocado)
What avacado you call a black person on the moon?
An astronaut
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What avacado you get when you throw a baby against a wall?
An erection
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much avacado about nothing (opera) Much Ado About Nothing (opera)
california avacado society California Avocado Society
What does a Polish guy avacado on the ice?
He breaks in.
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What avacado you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
monroe avacado Monroe (avocado)
What avacado you call the skeleton of a blonde you find in a closet? 1950's Hide-n-seek champion. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
I know it's sick...
But I'm curious about what bulimics avacado in the toilet.
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What avacado you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted. Replaced word - do -> Avacado
What avacado you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large! Replaced word - do -> Avacado
tang soo avacado Tang Soo Do
What avacado you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob! Replaced word - do -> Avacado
vusamazulu avacado mutwa Vusamazulu Credo Mutwa
how avacado you avacado How Do You Do
list of avacado dishes List of avocado dishes
What avacado you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to avacado?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
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What avacado nerdy mermaids wear?
Algae-bras
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